Ok ok ok so which one of you guys wants to be my best dude-friend, mine hasn’t talked to me in over a month, but when I run into him he is all like oh heyyyy man miss you, bla bla. All because he’s whipped as a motherfucker, and it’s pathetic.
And I miss just being able to hang out with a guy and not have them try and be seedy.
Girls are too needy and talk too much.
Ok, so things I’ll want to do: hang around, watch scary movies, most likely zombie apocalypse type movies or action, watch rad tv series (like deadwood, the walking dead, sons of anarchy, breaking bad, etc), play xbox, well I suck at Xbox so I’ll just watch a we can talk, go to the movies or go bowling or do lame things, drink alcyyyholez at home and chill the fuck out, and chat, without it turning into some stupid bitch sesh.
In return you get : the ultimate chick-friend, wicked hugs, food, girl advice, someone to cook for you & I promise to look after you when you get too drunk & vomit, cook you rad breakkies after big nights, and clean up you house whilst you’re asleep after house parties.
Alright ~thanks~ for all the ask box bombarding, you can all just fuck off now. One was enough, and I don’t really want to post all the rest. Anon is going off because I really don’t appreciate being reminded of how fat & ugly I am, cheers faggots.